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Hi. My name is Master Harpuia. Except it isn't really, because that would be stupid. What I should really have said was that my username is Master Harpuia. As it happens, my real name is Phil.
Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes. Here is a picture of the real Master Harpuia. []
I support evolutionism, and believe that our high carbon dioxide emissions pose a great threat to our planet, not only because of global warming, but also because carbon dioxide, when dissolved in water, can form an acid that can kill many forms of marine life, amongst other things.
I'm into rock, heavy metal, braindance/IDM and downtempo electronic music. Fave bands are Nirvana, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, System of a Down, Plaid and Boards of Canada. Warp Records is a cool music label.
I speak English, Spanish and French, and I'm learning Japanese.
Currently working on: Super-Hard Mode on Wario Land 4, and fixing my Harvard Mini Colour TV Game (from 1978!).