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- New Ayman al-Zawahiri tape aired on Arab TV
- Sure Start Toddles Forward
- What's hot in 2006, and who you'll be giving your money to
- Lost episode of Three's Company found
- Hit Series Israel Returns This January with New Season
- Three Automakers To Unveil Hybrid Plans
- Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency
- Earthlink announces new job openings
- Stern dropped from radio stations
- TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
- Pathetic fallacy hits UK
- JIF sues Wonka
- UnNews to get global random weather generator
- Microsoft re-starts security flaws
- Trailer Park Relocates toward storms
- New Calendar Recognized
- 2006 brought in for questioning
- All Men To Be Tagged
Wire Tappin' That?
Early this week, Scott MacLellan announced that the Bush Administration is going a to a more sexually oriented agenda. After a recent survey came out showing that men are more inclined to listen if sex is involved, it will take the bold step to make it's messages much more sexy. They have noted many ways in which they will do this such as referring to Iraq as vagina, and the US troops as a condom, and gay marriage as anal sex. Also, they have been sure to note that whenever bush talks about Katrina hitting New Orleans, he is NOT talking about the hurricane. They have also already planned to run uner the ticket, Bush/Dick 2008 for the next presidential elections.
"It's extremely lucky that the president and vice president both have names that contain slang referring to sexual reproduction," comments an anonymous member of the Bush Administration. John Kerry also commented on how he wished his name had been John Pussy and his runnings mate's(I made you read mates!) as Huge Tities during the 2004 elections. This has been deemed as the smartest thing the Bush Administration has done in a while. However, many have already been second guessing the adminstration.
One commie liberal bastard commented, "What's next?! We're going to Iran to reclaim a new, unreleased Paris Hilton sex tape?" In this reporters own opinion, that would be as hot as the temperature down there. More development as this story continues, but for right now, stay classy.
- Hit Series Israel Returns This January with New Season
- Three Automakers To Unveil Hybrid Plans
- Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency
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Apple Product Range
| iPods: | iPod - iPod Shuffle - iPod Mini - iPod Nano - iPod Yocto - iPod Yotta - iPod Macro - iPod Invisa - iPod mono - iPod Lo-Fi - iPod floppy - iPod chair - iPod Car - iPod IV - iPod Slim - iPod Huge - iCan't Believe It's Not iPod |
| iDevices: | iMac - iNuke - iRon - iMath - iHamster - iRaq - iSuicide - iPoop - iOwa - iRak - iRan - iEyes - iBladder - iClothes - iBrows - iRack - iDiot |
| iHardware: | Cheese graters - Cast Spell Key - Applesauce - MacBook - MacBook Air - Euroipods - triPod - ehPod - YouPod - IHenge - iEarth |
| iSoftware: | iTunes - iMovie - Linux (Only For Mac) - Mac OS X - Mac OS 10.5 - Mac OS Y |
| i3rd Party Mods: | iPod Nano 200gb Instructions - üPod - phonePod - Video iPod Nano U2 HD - iTrip - Hacking the iPhone |
| iGaming: | iBox360 - iTari -General Grievous - iPodore 64 - iPodendo - iBoy |
| iLlnesses: | Neuroipods |
| iFelonies: | iFraud |
| iReligion: | Cult of Apple |
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| Grand Theft Auto III era | III | San Andreas | Advance | San Andreas Stories | Bikini Bottom Stories | |
| Grand Theft Auto: We're Running Out of Ideas era | New Zealand | Toronto | Hill Valley | Theft Under A Thousand | Sunnyvale Trailer Park | Baghdad | Beirut | New Orleans | Vatican City | Vatican City Stories | Springfield | Australia | Antarctica | Somalia | |
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| Non-canonical | Grand Theft Audio | Grand Theft Election: Bush v. Gore | |
| Spin-Off Anime Version | Grand Theft Auto: Disgaea | Braveheart with Ash Ketchup | |
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| Jesusaurus Rex: The tyrant Jesus...lizard | Save yourself from Werejesus! |
| DinoJesus: Nazareth Park is frightening in the dark | And they said Jesus rode on a Mule...Nyah!:Llama Jesus |
| Attack of the 500 foot Jesus: Demolishing non-blessed skyscrapers -- New York, watch out! | When there's no more room in Heaven...: Zombie Jesus |
| Jesus-Sonic: Lord and Savior of Hedgehogs and Sega gaming. | The multidimensional, Scientological king of rodents: King of the Shrews |
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| Jeez-Its: Orange, crunchy, and fun to eat! Get your own box. | Savour the Saviour: Cheese Jesus |
| Jesus Juice: An Energy Drink...that's Divine! | Oh, where have all the Jesii gone? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you: Hershey's Jesii and Creme |
| Jam Jesus: With a name like 'Jam Jesus', it has to be good. | Finally, something on a stick the whole family can enjoy!: Sweet Jesus on a Stick! |
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| Cyborg Jesus: Retrofit by God after death | Domo arigato, señor: Robot Jesus |
| JESUS 9000: "Open the Pearly Gates, JESUS."
"I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that." | Gets your soul white, white, WHITE!: All-Purpose Jesus |
| Optijesus Prime: Saviour of the transformers | |
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| Jesusland | Red States |
| Jesus Ocean | Israel |
| The six Magic Mystery Rangers With the power to unleash the Rosie O'Donnell Mark 2, and kick Ultra Jesus' butt | |
| Mr. T: Ultra Magic Mystery Ranger | Magical Magic Mystery Ranger: Harry Potter |
| Godzilla: Über Magic Mystery Ranger | Spoiled Bitch Magic Mystery Ranger: Paris Hilton |
| Captain Crunch: Well Balanced Breakfast Magic Mystery Ranger | Robot Magic Mystery Ranger: Optimus Prime |
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| Me | ME | Scale (music)#Me | Windows Me |
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Part of the Uncyclopedia series on Misery:
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| Abe Simpson | Ashlee Simpson |
| The Simpsons | Lisa Simpson |
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| Pwned! | The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time |
| Humor at Oscar Wilde's expense | I Am Your Father | Help A Brother Out |
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| Awesomesauce | Baby food | Beer nuggets | Big N' Tasty | Boogers | Butter | Caviar | Cheese | Chicken 2 | Corn | Cornbread | Cornflakes | Hammus | French bikinis | Fried Chicken | Fudge | Goa Tse | Hairy tacos | Hot Dog | Krispy Kreme | Macaroni | Meatloaf | Mushrooms | Mangos | Paint stripper | Penis | Pills | Pudding | Orange sherbet | Rice Pudding | Rocky Mountain Oysters | Sauce | Spam | Taco Hell | Turd burgers |
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| Black Ranger: George W. Bush | Green Ranger: Bill Gates | Blue Ranger: Jerry Falwell | Pink Ranger: Britney Spears | Red Ranger: Margaret Thatcher | Everything Else Ranger: Etc |
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| Supervillains | Blackheart - Dr. Doom - Emperor Galactus of the World and Universe - Juggernaut - Mecha-Dracula - Rob Liefeld - Batroc - Kool-Aid Man - Loki- The Hobgoblin- Fred Phelps- Blackout the Vampire - Venom - Dr. Octopus - Spider-Man's Rogue's Gallery |
| X-Men | Professor X - Apocyclopse - Gene Grey - Beast - Wolverine - Bishop - Cable the Larry Guy - Northstar |
| Salacious Six | Sr. Tentacles - The Grand Mysterious R2-D2 Recolor - The Wang - Steve Irwin - Sabertooth |
| Other teams | The Revengers - The Fantastic Four - The Omnipotent Seven |
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