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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Mascal4 also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Yep, I'm in...

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pt-N This user is a native speaker of Português.
pt-P This f****r speaks Português heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
pt-G This user does not speak Português and furthermore believes Português to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Português.
pt-X This user only speaks Português enough to seduce native Português speakers.
en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.
en-X This user only speaks English enough to seduce native English speakers.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Brain This user's IQ is 142.

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! In capitalism, man exploits man. In Communism, it's exactly the opposite. Help!
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
Llama Rocking Chair See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
Llama Rocking Chair No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Llama Rocking Chair Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
Llama Rocking Chair What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Llama Rocking Chair Whoa! You made it! Good job!!

Now go away.

Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

US flag

This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

(List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


OBN This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!!

Kid1 This user seriously needs to calm down.
DramaticQuestionMark This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
Crystal Clear app kcmdf This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

MEH This user redefines lazy.
Skyline Z-Tune This User has the Need for Speed.
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