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edit And they just call him Marco
A god amongst men, standing nearly 7 feet talk, the go-to-guy for just about any subject, strong enough to life a sofa bed, golden-eyed,sporting raven black hair and able to get women any damn time he feels like it.
These are just some of the many lies I will make up about myself.
You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth.
OK, maybe you can have a little bit of truth. I like to write up new pages for Zork, you should find Jamaica, its almost wholy my own creation, and therefor awesome.