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If you sitll didn't manage to see I am a uncyclopedia user, if you re not a user the in this case your a common random reader. I'm also a user in Encyclopedia Dramatica. I try to share the people the knowledge of Raptor Jesus, my savior, so far people gived me rocks in the face. Don't know why...
I'm portuguese but not portugeez, portugoose, portugay neither as Pork n' Cheese that's jsut plain sad (serioulsy), oh and tuga (sympathetic name the brazilians give to us, no seriouly).