Uncyclopedia wish to inform you that this guy is not the little fat kid from "Hey Dad", however, that is all the information we have about this person. We wish to advise you that we know fuck-all about him, and we want to keep it that way
Maniac1075 is the bastard son of famous porn star's Ron Jeremy & that fat guy from the TV series "Lost". Tho rumors have indicated that his true father was academy award winning actor Meatloaf. However those accusations where put to rest when Meatloaf was interviewed in 2005 on part of his "Bat Out Of Hell 27" tour. When asked if Maniac1075 was his son? Meatloaf scratched his head and said, "Who the fuck is he?"
So Who The Fuck Is He?
The man also known as, "Oh, you mean that annoying wanker who can't spell" has spent a large amount of time becoming a famous internet persona. To this day, there is over 6 people you could meet on the internet who could say they know that man and would follow him to the ends of a small suburban driveway and back
Maniac1075 will be forever remembered as being the man who finally brought all episodes of the famous world wide lottery draw "Keno" to DVD & HD Blue-Ray.
Maniac1075 ventured into the world of music and quickly established himself as a 6 string picking virtuoso in the field of music that combines pure shit and rockmusic known as "Shit Rock".
He had minor hits with songs like, "Don't Throw Toothpicks Down The Toilet Because Crabs Pole Vault" and the romantic balled, "How Can I Tell You I Love You, When I Can't Even Breath Down Here".
But never reached the inter-suburban status he dreamed to reach.
These are my articles that got huffed cause some asshole or a group of assholes didn't get them or thought they took up too much space in the everlasting quest to make more server space available for more articles to come. The crisis of these pages have been diverted, but archived to be seen here, so technically the space is still be used up, but at least the search engines wont be bothered with them so the assholes are all happy now...ARE YOU HAPPY? ARE YOU???? ARE YOU REALLY, REALLY HAPPY NOW???? I spent several minutes on that shit ya know, some even precious seconds. And you didn't like them? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... oh, and they may have also been crap, possibly, maybe, I suppose.