User:Maniac1075/How To Meet Women Online
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In the world we live in today, we, the male species, have said goodbye to the need to actually confront the opposite sex face-to-face now that we have the internet. Chat-rooms have become the way to go, and the embarrassment of noticing a female's breasts without the testicular fortitude to tell her verbally to her face that you have been a hunter all your life and never seen a rack like that is solved now that you can simply type it out without her being able to reach through the computer screen and slap you.
However, this also means that you can be as straight forward as you like, and just get down to the hard questions straight off the bat, without having to go through all that bullshit of pretending to give a shit about anything that interests her what-so-ever.
edit Locating A Cam Whore
A simple search around the internet looking for your ideal life support to the breast area is a very common thing that a majority of people with access to the internet search for when they get bored of searching for porn, and want to actually interact with someone that they can have total control over, and command to do what they want them to do, instead of having to watch some other guy penetrate a woman from behind, and get irritated that they just wanted to jerk off over the actresses vaginal area being pumped with great force, but instead feeling like a queer when the moment they blew their load, the tasteful erotica on film has cut to a shot of the mans eyes rolling back into his head and moaning. Sure, we have all done that, and felt like a faggot after-wards. Some even have just been horny while watching The View and staring at Sherri Shepherd's luscious mounds of sexual chocolate coated breastness, only to close your eyes during orgasm, point your half & half at the screen, then open your eyes only to find the angle has switched and you have blown your load on Whoopie Goldberg's face instead. Enough to make any man want to amputate his own penis for sure.
Finding a chat-room to meet women is simple. Just follow the smell of over a billion other wankers. If you can find a website where you have noticed their is about 5000 Indian men taking time-out from eating curry to play with their dick on cam, while advertising it in elegant matters such as a sentence that is somewhat written in English, but different to how a hood-rat would rape the English language by spelling everything incorrectly with half the letters missing, then you know you are in the right place.
You may want to check out dating sites, video-chat sites or average sites like Yahoo and what not, but you may also find that a lot of those Google searches for "Free Web-cam Sluts Willing To Be My Own Personal Whore At My Leisure" turn up results for a need to sign up and pay with a credit card just to get a glimpse at the bitches tits. That's where word of mouth and friends recommendations come into play, and not to forget, also it can depend on what your fetish is. Your friends might be able to recommend a site where big breasted ladies like to hang out all day with nothing better to do then reveal their dirty pillows, where as you might want to talk to a woman, who is a little younger, so you may want to check with your local priests about where to locate such a chat-room.
But in the long run, always keep in mind, that if a woman is on cam, it does not matter what the chat rooms topic is, or the site it is connected to is about, no, always remember, a woman is a woman, and a woman is a slut, she is hard up for sex, and is waiting their just to meet you, she has spent her life waiting for you to come and find her, and you alone, to come along and tell her that she is "pretty", and that you would really love to engage in a visual confrontation of those mounds underneath her chin that she has probably never noticed where down there before. So when you find them for her, make sure you compliment her and make her aware that you located those missing tits she may have lost. A simple approach of; "WOW, NICE TITS" or "WHOA MOMMA, I'D LOVE TO TIT FUCK THOSE FUN BAGS", lines such as those are a great way to start, you have shown her you are interested, and sexually attracted to her, and that's about all it should take for her to be putty in your hands.
edit Using Your Code Words
Here are a few steps to help you if you struggle to come up with some originality in your first approach to talking to a personal whore-to-be.
- Step 1 - Locate a chat-room and find a whore.
- Step 2 - Compliment her. Give her a line like; "Wow, you are pretty". This allows her to know you have found her at long last, and sexually attracted to her.
- Step 3a - Ask her where she is from? This will determine her location/distance from where you are in the world. If she lives close by, you may be able to interact in a real life get-together for a nice quick bump of the uglies. If she lives a million miles away, you will just settle for her to be your own personal stripping slut on web-cam.
- Step 3b - It is possible you may not just want a personal cam-whore, but a personal whore to fuck, so you may want to be specific when entering a chat-room and ask something like "Is their any single ladies from xState/xTown who wants to meet a x-Age/M/xLocation with a 12-inch dick? Sometimes this approach goes unanswered, but just give it time and repeat the same thing every 5 minutes. If you are a black man, remember to brag about the size of your dick and how well you eat pussy out. If you are white, inform the ladies it is their lucky day because you just happen to be single. If you are married, NEVER reveal it. It decreases your chance of pussy by 150% percent. Trust us on that. Women fuckin' hate a married man, so deny it all. Also, if a woman happens to live somewhere you may be going to later on down the track, like say, you might be visiting a certain state or area the following month, inform that woman that you will be passing through, and you two should get together for a drink or something while you are there. This allows her to know she will be getting laid on such and such a date, all she has to do is show up and spread her legs for you.
- Step 4 - You don't want to fuck up your chances with the other women of the chat-room by making them think you are a pervert. So now is a good time to ask them if they have Yahoo or MSN Messenger or maybe even Skype, so that the two of you can go and talk privately, away from public view, just in-case one of those stuck up prudes who actually uses a chat-room to chat to people, starts a female union to liberate all the chicks into believing you are just a sleazy cunt after one thing. Even tho you are just trying to "get off", you don't want them to know that.
- Step 5 - Accept rejection with dignity, and move onto the next pair of tit's you want to see. Remember to completely ignore talking to the previous woman you asked if she had a messenger service.
- Step 6 - Keep running through step 4 if repeating step 5 fails continually again.
- Step 7 - If you have had no success in finding a personal cam-whore to help get you off in private, just stick around, start to now crack onto the women that are not on cam. Ask them if they do have one, or at least a picture of themselves, preferably naked. Maybe she might be interested in taking some private photos to e-mail you.
- Step 8 - If step 7 has failed. Just wait around in the room for more women to log on. Surely one is bound to show up with some patience.
- Step 9 - Defend yourself. Sometimes the whores of chat work out you are looking for a personal cam whore, and that liberated bitch we mentioned has formed a union, and suddenly you find yourself with a reply; "STOP ASKING TO SEE TITS/STOP ASKING WOMEN FOR PRIVATE SHOWS ASSHOLE, NO ONE HERE WANTS TO KNOW YOU, YOU PERVERT" or something to that degree, this is where you redeem your reputation and ego by defending it with a reply along the lines of; "FUCK YOU, YOU WHORES, YOU'RE ALL NAZI LESBIANS" then say something dignifying like "YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THIS DICK ANYWAY", then log off. And come back in later under a new user-name or try again in an hour and hope most of the stuck up bitches that where around are no longer logged in. You have successfully told those stuck-up bitches off, and are now back for round 2 without anyone being on your back about being that same pervert from before.
- Step 10 - Success! Ummm... errr.... we don't actually know much about this step ... I mean... errr.... ummm... a gentlemen never tells, yeah that's it, you will have to know the joy of success for yourself, 'cause like, we just don't wanna tell you about it. 'Cause you're probably a virgin, and a loser, one who can't get any pussy, unlike us, who wrote this guide, 'cause we don't even need to compliment a woman on her chest, we just show them our cocks on cam and they beg us for it.
Stranger: hi, Lets make it easier. You are a...
- 1.A male searching for a female for a friendly chat.
- 2.A female searching for a male for a friendly chat.
- 3.horny girl searching for a horny boy for a horny chat.
- 4.horny boy searching for a horny girl for a horny chat.
- 5.I'm a monkey looking for a zoo.