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Majinandrew is the world leader at eating swiss cheese and has the abilility to shoot energy beams from his eyes. He is known to be a close friend to mewtwo and tinky winky, and always writes in normal language, even on the computer, because he is a hardcore grammar - pushing nerd who stays inside all day and drinks the blood of newborns. He is believed to reside in hell, this very instant spying on you while you are in the shower. He believes that homer simpson is god and worships him, and is known to own a pair of magical glasses.