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[edit] WELCOME TO USER:MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD'S HOME/USER PAGE!!!!!
Go to UN:AAN for adoption
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“There are no f**king homosexuals in Iran ”
~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on homosexuals
“Denial ”
~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on eveything
“That's my son *snif* ”
~ Adolf Hitler on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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[edit] Welcome to Ahmadinejad's Racist homepage
Hi it's me the evil Adolf I mean Mahmoud's user page. This is the page on wich you can go to my edit for and ask me any question you want. I'm still in retierment so I will not reply right away. HEIL AHMADINEJAD
| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!
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[edit] My boxes
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In Latin they would be dexter.
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...and EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENIS shit and penis! go shit and penis! Ee
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| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be impeached and arrested
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| This user is Jewish, and probably caused all the wars in the world, ever.
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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| This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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“Get back here, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!”
~ Lord Voldemort on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.
