User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
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“There are no f**king homosexuals in Iran ”
“Denial ”
“That's my son *snif* ”
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This User is a Nazi and worships Adolf Hitler. No wait Adolf Hitler is my Father.
Goys may not have enough chutzpah to understand Jewish wit. Kvetch about it all you want, but that won't help you understand it. Fill your kepellah with knowledge more suited for you.
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The author knows this because he is also a peckerhead and has frequently chatted with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the meetings.
edit Welcome to Ahmadinejad's Racist homepage
Hi it's me the evil Adolf I mean Mahmoud's user page. This is the page on wich you can go to my edit for and ask me any question you want. I'm still in retierment so I will not reply right away. HEIL AHMADINEJAD
| Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
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In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| il-P | This f****r speaks Igpay Atinlay heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
| fr-G | This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français. |
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such. |
| This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'". |
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades. |
| This user is has killed dozens of American GI's and wants you asshats out of his country. |
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Allah loves this article
Allah himself has claimed that he loves his article and that it will not be destroyed like an infidel dog. Furthermore, the Jihad that was placed on this article has now been removed and its author will be proclaimed Muhammad. Fortunately, this article is sufficiently clothed and will not be blamed if it is raped.
“Oh, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
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