User:Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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“There are no f**king homosexuals in Iran ”
~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on homosexuals
“Denial ”
~ Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on eveything
“That's my son *snif* ”
~ Adolf Hitler on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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Hi it's me the evil Adolf I mean Mahmoud's user page. This is the page on wich you can go to my edit for and ask me any question you want. I'm still in retierment so I will not reply right away. HEIL AHMADINEJAD

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Heil Ahmadinejad!!

113-APTOPIX IRAN BRITAIN sff embedded prod affiliate 50 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has ordered the capture and release of another British sailor crew to celebrate this user's voting actions!

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“For Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, all seven deadly sins!”
~ Fritz Lang on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
, Metropolis, 1927