User:Mahm00shA

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WELCOME TO OUR NEW AND UNIMPROVED USERPAGE OF MAGNIFICENT PROPORTIONS

Hi, there! We are the not-so-new MAHMOOSHA 2.0! (ALL CAPS, and with two o's instead of zeroes. We're far more sophisticated than Mahm00shA 1.0.)

Some people call us Mushi, some call us Mamoosh, others call us Paranoid, but nobody calls us Samantha.

[edit] Personal Information

We are an 18.5 eons old male. We hail from Egypt, Land of The Suntanned. We attend to the university of "'The Temple Of Pillars Of Epic Proportions" where we are studying the dark arts of Sorcery, Necromancy, and Voodoo.

If you are interested in meeting us in person, we live in the Great Pyramid, 4th floor, door 404 (Error: Door Not Found.) Beware, though, don't step near them, spiders (lvl 37), they're poisonous. And don't use the elevator, it hasn't seen the light of the sun (or the maintainance guy's torch) for more than 4000 years. Oh, and don't use the staircase, it will collapse and you will fall to your certain doom, and if -by any chance- you don't, our friendly neighbourhood spiders (lvl 29) will skullfuck you. And don't even think of trying, 671 people have already died trying to reach us. So, unless you can levitate, don't bother. (If you can actually levitate, beware of the acid-spitting, fire-farting mummy-dogs [lvl 51] guarding the windows.^[1])

[edit] MAHMOOSHA 2.0 Features

MAHMOOSHA 2.0™ comes with many, many new and totally useless features. For example: MAHMOOSHA 2.0 can legally smoke and have sex, two much anticipated features that Mahm00shA 1.0 lacked.[2]

In October 2009, an IT company, FAKEtech, was awarded a €2 contract to upgrade Mahm00shA's humourware. The following day, he had the operation in which they took away

• his kidneys
• half of his liver
• his frontal lobe
• his left testicle

  (had it not been for some well-preserved mummies, Mahm00shA 1.0 would have died.)

But on the brighter side, he recieved

• a free lobotomy
• a phallus of colossal proportions
• a cheap-ass Taiwanese microchip that gave him a slightly better sense of humour.

The following is a table of comparison between the old Mahm00shA 1.0 and us, the new MAHMOOSHA 2.0:

[edit] Literary Revelations

All are mummy shit, except for this, (which was co-authored with Mordildo and featured on the 4st of June of the year 2009 AD, and made it as the second best article of june [of the same year]) and that, which was featured on the 13nd of November of the year 2009 AD.

Featured Article: UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

[edit] Footnotes

1. ↑ Or alternatively, you can buy a Wizard's Staff of happiness (+11) and kill off those creatures, but of course, good luck finding a Magical Store that sells this kind of shit at a reasonable price. Or better yet, you can just CLICK HERE for all eternity, hoping to find a portal to our bathroom, or something.
2. ↑ Yes. They're totally useless because we live in Ancient Egypt, and cigarettes haven't been invented, yet. Pussy hasn't been invented, either..

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