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I am Uncylopedian (in case you hadn't already guessed) who would be called Magicalrainbowunicron but that was too long. I am secretly Dumbledore in disguise, explaining the Magical, and the Harry Potter obsession. I am addicted to caffeine, unable to function without it. I also love Mustaches, (prefering to spell it as Moustaches for no reason) and all kinds of sugar.
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