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“AK-47s, the very best. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”
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Colab with Black flamingo11


Colab with Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow


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User:Magic man/RANDOM DANCE PARTY!!!

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Funny Song The Tomato Song (I Don't Like Tomatoes) By Bryant Oden01:16

Funny Song The Tomato Song (I Don't Like Tomatoes) By Bryant Oden

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Articles


Underlined = Requested Article, Italicized = Rewrite, Bolded = IC colab, Special featurey thing = Featured.

What you didn't know about Mario & Luigi

Thank god I FINALLY found you!

AAAAAAAAA! (disambiguation)

HowTo:Become a Master of Disguise Featured! March 31st 2011

UnPoetia:Poems that don't rhyme (With Shabidoo)

That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's

Unquotable:Quotes in AAAAA!

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! (With some great images by Zombiebaron‎) Featured! January 30th, 2011

That time I was nearly raped by Mr. Winkler yelling AAAAAAAAA! during my sojourn to the Jordanhill railway station

UnNews:I sneezed (With help from Aleister, Dexter, and TKF.)

I'm stalking you

Why?:Why?

Dinosaur (IC collab) Featured! April 6th, 2011

UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows Featured! May 19th, 2011 Number one article of May 2011!

Hypnotist‎ Featured! July 15, 2011

Fruits (Originally Fruit)

Uncyclopedia:What VFD is not‎

Visual puns Featured! June 23, 2011 Number one article of June 2011!

Inbox (Colab with basically everyone) Featured! 3 July 2011 Number one article of July 2011!

Booby trap

Mini-golf (Collab with Mattsnow) Featured! 31 August 2011

Sun (Collab with Black flamingo11) Featured! 3 September 2011 Number two article of September 2011!

HowTo:Train to look awesome! (With Mattsnow) Featured! 21 September 2011

Subliminal stimuli Featured! 3 October 2011.

Chris Korzen

Hearing impairment

Lawn mowers

Herman Cain (With Socky, Romartus and Mattsnow) Featured! 5 December 2011

HowTo:Count to 1

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A full record of all my uploads.



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Well... Er... Nothing else to say, really. So... Leave. No really, go do something more useful then stalking me. OUT, NOW!
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