User:Un-Magic My Mom

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CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

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Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

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Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.


This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

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This user is not American
...and unabashedly proud of it.
(But he's not saying where he is from
in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.

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Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

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Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects, and may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
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Usb! No, really!



This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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This user has been blocked
over 9000 times.
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