I will erase even the memory of free Uncyclopedia from the histories! Every piece of endotuncyclopediadotco parchment shall be burned. Every wiki historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of free Uncyclopedia, or Zombiebaron, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!