User:Mad Maddox Madigan
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“A brillant, vulgar, absolute, gracious, unwitty, sexy, spankable man!”
“Would You be the savior of the broken, the beaten and damned?”
- Real Name: Maddox Madigan
- Aliases: Mad Hatter Madigan, Mighty Mad Man Maddox "Mayhem" Madigan
- Age: Old
- Sex: yes, please
- Parents: Urnut Madigan (father), and Ima Crazithin (Mother)
- Abilities: Teh Sexy, writing with Crayons, and nonsense
- Title: Mad Hatter first class
- Help/Writer of the following articles: Ronald Reagan, Great Time Travel War of 1871, Joan of Arc, and Alice in Wonderland... but wait there's more...
- How to apporoach me: Like a civil man, we will engage in talk. I swore to obey the laws of the Uncyclopedia, and defend such a respectable outstanding encyclopedia like this. I am a relaxed layback cool guy, and avoid all conflicts, but I can kick your ass if needed.
- Can I kick your Ass?: Yes, very much likely, I am Marine in Real Life... Will I? Not likely I'm lazy.
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Maddox is a MAN!? i woulda never guessed >.>
"So ~that's~ where MCR got that song lyric. They have good taste. ;)" - Alice Madigan