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 Dude Score: None, and you won't get any Moves: Near death

> "I'm a dude."

"I see. Well, <insert name here>, why are you here?"

> "I got lost on the way to the porn sho-wait, how did you know my name?"

"I know a lot of things. Now, what was it you were going to say?"

> "I got lost on the way to the porn shop."

"Quite.... However this is on the entirely opposite side of town. You obviously came here for alternative reasons."

> "No, I just forgot to take my car out of reverse."

"So you are here for porn? Well then, you have come here for no reason at all." He points to a creature, then points to you. It jumps onto your chest, then sinks in. He snaps his fingers, and suddenly, you are back home.

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