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|Dude||Score: None, and you won't get any||Moves: Near death|
"I see. Well, <insert name here>, why are you here?"
"I know a lot of things. Now, what was it you were going to say?"
"Quite.... However this is on the entirely opposite side of town. You obviously came here for alternative reasons."
"So you are here for porn? Well then, you have come here for no reason at all." He points to a creature, then points to you. It jumps onto your chest, then sinks in. He snaps his fingers, and suddenly, you are back home.