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and joined the choir invisible.
Please do not disturb.
(Find another Admin to bother.)
In the realworld™ I am struggling to overcome a sickeningly pathetic internet addiction and complete a four year course on funny hair conditions at a university. I am also involved with the university radio station  and the uncyclopedia has been, quite frankly, an inspiration. Oh yeah. Blog. 
My username is quite appropriate - I am capable of breaking just about any device crafted by the hand of man. Computers are my speciality, the one I'm currently using has a neurological disorder, which is frankly quite impressive given its lack of nervous system.
I have also a deep seated intolerance of the myriad British = bad teeth "jokes". No idea why. Probably stems from the fact that there are so many more funny and accurate stereotypes one could use...
Oh yeah, I have teh sysop so nag me if you want something to be opped.
Some articles I've been involved with (not necessarily intimately):
- Doctor Who
- Charles Kennedy
- Franz Ferdinand
- Dance Dance Revolution
- The War Against Terror
- Blue screen of death
- Donkey Kong
- Weapons of Mass Destruction
Some of my favourite articles:
- All Your Base Are Belong To Us
- Ray Charles
- Ten Commandments
- Karl Rove's Fourth Reich Spectrum of Islamofascist Fear
Some articles I'd like to see written but not sufficiently urgently to warrant putting them on the front page: