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In case you were wondering (I'm sure you weren't), my name has nothing to do with Macs, nor do I own a Mac or have any preference either way (except that I have Windows XP-thank god not vista- and it still sucks). I have no personal love of halls either, they're long and empty, with not a lot going on in them. This just so happens to be a variation on my actual name, partially a typo and partially because I wouldn't want anybody who would go on this site to actually know who I am (although if you already know me it should be rather obvious- the way the answer to every problem in the universe seems obvious when you're high, which you probably are right now if you're reading this). Yes, I do have a personal love of unnecessarily long sentences.
Machalls 03:41, 2 May 2008 (UTC)