User:MacMania

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This user is on anti-vacation without knowledge or consent of the admins, and appears to be trying to get a real life. This is effective 1 Oct 2009, and the expected date of return is Summer 2010, as if this user were the Harry Potter films, but activity may be apparent from time to time as the user attempts to finish whatever he/she's started. If you want to smeg up the talk page, leave a message.

How not to jump on this bandwagon.

I'm back.

And I said that, well, last September, didn't I? OK, I'm back again for a short duration of time, more likely than not. And this time, I'm making a note here: MacMania 01:08, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Ah, new signature. Sir Mac Mania GUN— 04:12, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

Anyway, good day to you. I'm MacMania. You may remember me from 2008 for my work on Portal (game), GLaDOS or Aperture Science. If so, I congratulate you on your memory, since most people have now come to assume that I have been here for two months. If not, this is perfectly fine, as I now point you to the body of work I have amassed since my return.

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Featured Article: Cheerios
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Comments: Fun rewrite to do. Shame about the lousy thank-you template.

Featured Article: Sherlock Holmes
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Comments: Another rewrite, and not a bad one at that. Too bad I strayed from encyclopaedic tone. Nevertheless, in User:MrN9000's words: "Bang! 1 day. 12 votes. 400%. FA."

Featured Article: UnScripts:Star Wars (2010)
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Comments: My first original featured concept. Nice thank-you template, too.

Featured Article: Firefly
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Comments: From VFD to FA. I love this show.

Featured Article: UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians
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Comments: Someday to be re-released in Disney Digital 3-D.

Featured Article: UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail
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Comments: I would say "I have died of dysentery", but I feel like explaining myself for the absence of an L in "Travelers" despite the fact that I use Correct English.

Featured Article: UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés
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Comments: What a miserable article.

Featured Article: The Doctor
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Comments: On the brink of VFH death (well, not really), it suddenly underwent an explosive regeneration and was eventually featured.

Featured Article: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Comments: An epic drama of homicidal computers and incomprehensible visuals.

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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ

And sœ was decœrated wiþ þe œld school VnScripts template.

Winner in August 2009

Writer of the Month September 2009

Selected list of articles

[edit] The Portal suite

i.e. articles only Portal players will fully appreciate

Score: 0 of 4 featured

GLaDOS (failed VFH due to lack of general appeal)

Portal (game) (er... ditto)

Aperture Science

and I'd rather not talk about Portal (film)

[edit] The science fiction suite

Score: 4 of 5 featured

The Doctor (FEATURED! 5 days after Les Miz)

1944 Summer Olympics (a healthy dose of alternate timeline Doctor Who fiction, which I'm surprised hasn't gone to VFD yet -- are you listening, admins?)

Firefly (rewrite; also FEATURED! 6 days after below)

UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) (FEATURED! 6 days after Holmes)

2001: A Space Odyssey (rewrite and FEATURED! 26 days after the Doctor—on HALopedia!)

[edit] Others

These are the ones I can remember. Anything else you will likely see in my Contributions page. In no particular order within each of the months:

[edit] A long, long time ago

UnBooks:The Macintosh User's Guide to the Galaxy But why not look at anything else instead?

[edit] July 2009

John Hodgman (has failed VFH at a health of 42%! I am the happiest possible Uncyclopedian ever. Well, I would be happier if it were featured, but I guess it's the next best thing.)

UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés (FEATURED! 11 days after Oregon Trail, breaking a long drought)

James Watt (which I will convert into an UnScript as soon as I have the time, I promise)

Sherlock Holmes (a major rewrite from the original, and also FEATURED! 3 days after Cheerios; I also got a cookie just for rewriting it a lot)

Heroic Age of Antarctic Exploration Again, please attempt to forget that it exists.

Cheerios (another rewrite ... and FEATURED!)

Alien (er ... ditto)

Human personality syndrome (ditto)

Lucasian Professor of MathematicsForget it exists.

[edit] August 2009

UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians (FEATURED! 7 days after Firefly)

UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail (FEATURED! 4 days after Pixar)

To-do list

Finish User:MacMania/Red Dwarf (alt) before I take a break

And for User:MacMania/H2G2, completing the sci-fi rewrite trilogy of four if you count Firefly (The Doctor being separate from Doctor Who because of series vs character distinction).

Ooh, I know! User:MacMania/Biscuitbarrel!

~~do something original.~~ Yeah, right.

Finish User:MacMania/Cartoon physics

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This user uses Windows XP, Windows 3.1, Mac OS X and Mac OS 8, and all on a Dell PC, because that way the username MacMania becomes utterly meaningless.