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I love this site! I've been waiting for a site this funny that i can contribute my ideas.

  • I'm obviously 25.
  • Big fan of muscle cars and trucks.
  • Hope to own my own shop one day.
  • Weight is 2x the mass of the space needle.
  • I look like spongebob squarepants
  • I hold the guenis book of world record for the longest teeth measuring in at 45 tri-illion inches.
  • I can see in 8 different visions: double, single, kolidascope, night, heat, topographical, x-ray, laser vision.
  • My bones are made from rechargeble batteries.
  • I breath fire.
  • My IQ is far greater than Mars.
  • I live in your mama's house.


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