User:MOPARfan25
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I love this site! I've been waiting for a site this funny that i can contribute my ideas.
- I'm obviously 25.
- Big fan of muscle cars and trucks.
- Hope to own my own shop one day.
- Weight is 2x the mass of the space needle.
- I look like spongebob squarepants
- I hold the guenis book of world record for the longest teeth measuring in at 45 tri-illion inches.
- I can see in 8 different visions: double, single, kolidascope, night, heat, topographical, x-ray, laser vision.
- My bones are made from rechargeble batteries.
- I breath fire.
- My IQ is far greater than Mars.
- I live in your mama's house.
