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The following is a random line pulled from a piece of a list that has come elsewhere to be called only 'The Madness'. The full Madness, unfortunately, is much too large to reasonably copy over. It also doesn't help that it keeps changing.
And I have no idea what it is for.
|"If you immediately know that candlelight is fire then the meal was cooked a long time ago."|
Sources may include anything at all. As the Madness says: Anything you say or do may be added to The List.