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- The Prophecy of the Emu:
- A while back, an emu got put somewhere,
- Where it did some dark things and stuff,
- And it continued to sit there
- And do some things,
- And even now it is sitting there and doing things.
- Dark things.
- Unless it's not.
- Anyway, eventually, the emu won't be there anywhere.
- Then, it will be somewhere else.
- Maybe more than one someplace else.
- That will be bad. Well, not bad,
- But a sign or something of badness to come.