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What? You didn't see it coming? Should there have been some grey van outside the flat lurking day-by-day to tip you off? Some previous rash of house breakings? Some fault of your own to have invited some misfortune?
My brother told me there would be days like this, but he liked to read a lot, the little twit. Him, he just ended up dead. I ended up undead, knife in the hand, popped fingers, bloody neck and all. Yes, bloody. I mean literally. With blood. Because you know how vampires are, bloody clichés...