User:Lyrithya/UnNews:Mildly Tense situation becomes REALLY FUCKING SCARY
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Lyrithya/UnNews:Mildly Tense situation becomes REALLY FUCKING SCARY
Every time you think, you weaken the nation —Moe Howard
Thursday, July 2, 2015, 04:05:UTC)(
St. Louis, MO - Area Man, Philip Richardson, decidedly made any normally pleasant situation "REALLY FUCKING SCARY" by adding a gun, and a mustache to the Elements involved. "Imagine a situation," Richardson said while rubbing his pale yet firm hands together,"any situation that's a little tense. Now... add a Gun, and a mustache!!!" Those in Richardson's vicinity paused for a moment before slowly stepping backwards making careful efforts not to turn their backs on the man as they made their way to the exits of the room. Before he knew it he was holding a gun and growing a lip jungle of his own. HE WAS THE REAL CRIMINAL!!!