User:Lyrithya/Searching for God
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Seems to be lost. I can't find Him. Or Her. Depending on which. Could apply to whichever...
| Please, sir, have you found Vishnu? I lost him down the street earlier, and now I can't find Him again. What if He's lost? He might despair and unleash something terrible on us all! Please, sir, you must help me!
He has four arms and a sword in each. If you don't find him, he'll kill a puppy! Do you want that? Do you?