User:Lyrithya/Porn for Women

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Creepy man voice... angry, perhaps... doesn't like the stuff. His wife is perfectly happy, thankyouverymuch.

Women don't need porn. It's degrading to men.

It's gross. Shirts are open, dealing with unmanly chores and other such nonsense... and four hours of foreplay? The hell?

(actual pictures will work perfectly for this one)

Wife breaks in and starts inserting her opinions/monologues/arguments - disagreeing. "I think it's sexy." "Why can't you be like those men?" "Why aren't you vacuuming shirtless?" "Where's my champagne?"

..."Shut up, bitch!"

...ends in a divorce? "I think I'll marry one of those models!"

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