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Luvvy got a new family member in October 2011
Things may or may not be busy in Skyrim.
Also, Luvvy is now a Legal Alien.
Tummy wubs are imminent. Run, run for yer lives!

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Cute kitten 2

Young Master Niff says:
"Her most adorable Luvvykins is not in at the moment.
Please, do leave a tummy wub..."

Luvvykins has solo-written the following features

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Luvvykins has co-written the following features

With Mhaille

Luvvy's sockpuppet has written the following features

Excerpts from fan mail people have sent me. Blessed darlings...

From EugeneKay (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Cquote1 In the off chance that you're curious about such things.....

1) I am ripped drunk

2) I am sporting a huge boner

3) I have a distinct interest in your tits, among other unmentionable bits

4) Mr Luvvy better take good care of you

5) How are you? :-p

Cquote2

From PuppyOnTheRadio (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Cquote1 [...] I did have a few issues with the phrasing of the article, and it's because it is written by somebody who is academically brilliant - you could read work at a much higher Flesch-Kincaid reading level than your average reader, which coincidentally mean that you are likely to write at a much higher level.

More importantly than anything else, it's a well thought out, well crafted piece of satire [...]

Cquote2

Hate mail people who can't use my talk page have sent me

From Sarcasmcentral (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Cquote1 While I do love cats, I don't care for your unsolicted advice. I am here to be sarcastic and hone my writing. I could really give a fuck about you, or, frankly, anyone on this site. Fuck the rules, they are liberally slanted. Cquote2

Remember all that talk about burning the witch or something?

Cquote1 Pah! Don't you pay attention to the calendar? December is the Month of Drama, not November. Sheesh, it's like I just threw away my money printing up these UnCalendars. (On another note that's the same note but different, if Luvvy's timeline is correct a bunch of people owe her an apology. Not me though. Complete ignorance has once again shielded me from both responsibility and guilt. Hurrah!) Cquote2
- Modusoperandi on A lot of people owing Luvvy an apology
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