User:Luvvy/Sandbox/The Uncyclopedia Family Tree Project

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edit What is this project page thing?

This is a page about Me and You and just about all other Uncyclopedia contributors. Why?

Because through the Adopt a Noob program, most of Uncyclopedia's long term contributors are somehow related to each other.

What is your relation to everyone else here in the Uncyc community? Find out and help us construct the most confuddling family tree available online... ;)


edit Garden Staff

Members of the group who maintain and update the tree are collectively referred to as "Gardeners". Each and everyone is allowed to add more info to the bottom of the page, from where Tree Huggers move them into the final tree.

edit Treehugger

People who earn their spurs at updating and tending the family tree shall hereby get themselves a spiffy title of "Treehugger", and can put it in their sig. A handy template will be made available at a latter time, when treehuggers will be notified of such a shiny new template.

edit Current Treehuggers

  • Luvvy - Honourable Treehugger for life. Extra tinsel granted.
  • Zana Dark - Acting Head Tree Hugger. Extra glitter glue granted.

edit Apprentice Gardener

If you have interest in tending the tree, you can add your name in the list below. There shall be a practice template made available for everyone attempting to create their own trees at a latter date. Possibly. Apprentice gardeners may call themselves such, and may add it to their sig. A handy template will be made available at a latter date, and they will be notified of the existence of such a fancy new template.

edit Current APs

What is your relation to everyone else here in the Uncyc community? Find out and help us construct the most confuddling family tree available online... ;)

edit Genealogical account of the ruling elite and it's offshoots

Quick rule of thumb. If they have adoptive kids of their own, add a new section for them. If they don't, mention them as kids of their parents.

edit At the beginning of time, there was the Jewish conspiracy

Or so they want us to think.

Mordillo is among the oldest still active Uncyclopedia contributors known to mankind. Most of us are in some way descended from him. If we do not love him, we at least revere him with the respect reserved to the elderly and run to him whenever someone's a mean bully or in need of a circumcision.

Some less fortunate have been seen at the receiving end of his banhammer on repeated occasions. He is known for his patience when it comes to almost any shit thrown at his fan, however once he is angry, there's no stopping of the angry bear that is Mordillo.

  • Mordillo fathered Ljlego under suspicious circumstances involving a lot of nursery rhymes and various ladies of questionable repute.
  • Later he gave painfully yet ever so bravely life to Enzo Aquarius,
  • and as a result of undocumented circumstances, ended up waking up with Leddy in a basket on his doorstep just as he thought he was in the clear from the arduous task of parenting.
  • Leddy later fostered MrN9000, who had a number of children himself during the first stages of his career.
  • Mordillo found himself the foster mother of Shas'O'my'gosh after a wild night out with Tom Mayfair and Todd Lyons. Shas grew up to be a confused young man, who decided to go through massive surgery where he was converted into a new, fairer Zerotrousers. Only Michael Jackson's nose beats this transformation in it's level of denial of any surgery ever occurring.
  • Likely of sentimentality brought over by old age, he fathered Yettie.

edit Orgies can lead to consequences nine months later

Tom Mayfair is a mystery to this article's author, so someone please give a hand here?

Adopted spang

edit Enter the Froggy of Death

Thekillerfroggy
Adopted JASON HALLAMEYA, Jim Groovester, and Dr. Skullthumper
Dr. Skullthumper
Immaculately conceived Fnoodle

edit For those lazy buggers who don't want to edit the template

If you feel like you don't want to figure the text-to-visuals of editing the family tree template out, you are free to make adjustments to your known family relations here. You get the point, we hope... :)

Or if you're too lazy to even do THAT, update the image at the top of the page.

Leddy

The feckless rebel... Foster Mum of MrN.

YTTE


Thekillerfroggy
Adopted JASON HALLAMEYA, Jim Groovester, and Dr. Skullthumper
Dr. Skullthumper
Immaculately conceived Fnoodle
Fnoodle
Was then adopted by Spang

Interesting, eh?

O YAH AND

SysRq (and Orian57, sorta)
Adopted Tagstit
SysRq by himself
Adopted


edit Zana DarkHappytimes

To make a long story short...: As a noob I adopted Zana as my mentor. I didn't find out until after I "graduated" from the program that she had adopted me as her noob. (I'm still in cage fighter training but I think of that as separate, ADVANCED training.) I'm convinced the whole situation is some sort of time travel thing, or alternate universe thing.
I'm not really sure what that means exactly, but I think it's sorta like she's my step-mother/older cousin.
Also, this: MazakaPelargoniumPaizuri  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  Xkey280  ~  20 Oct 2010 ~ 06:28 (UTC)

**See here.  –  FuhQ.gif FuhQ   ZDsig.gif ZDsig  Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:57, 25 October 2010
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