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“He's pretty much just... CHINA!”
“He is definently champion of the day.”
“Not the best sex i've had, but i'd do it again ;).”
edit Architectural FeatsAfter recently graduating elementary school at age 34 i was accepted into the RED COMMUNIST CHINA school of design, where corners are never cut due to COMMUNISM. I designed roads for CHINA and have recently been awarded MASTER TRAFFIC EXTERMINATOR... YES!
edit Recent adventuresI am currently visiting china trying to scout out the hottest new cankles, for disply and my free CRACK party. I also was the financial advisor for Enron and also for Nortel,
I Pretty much followed russia in to the deep hole of Communism, due to the fact that lithium selenide is "The Congo's" source of unlimited joy and cashews. In my early days I also stumbled upon the the crumpet in labratory while trying to invent what is now known as the "Hamburger". I am very proud that my crumpet led a revolution in brittan and governed for years with the metric system as well beating dinner in the struggle for afternoon meal supremacy. Also on my list of accomplishments is the fact that I pioneered the the use of the automobile in the production of celery! many people see these accomplishments as trivial but I for one know that they are what has lead to George W. Bushes Great war of terror.