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edit Lucien Du Gard
You stink, but hey, who does not? Leave your messages here cause im lonely and will talk to you even if you are a pervert... And if you are a sexy woman age 18-34 who is also a pervert I'd REALLY like to talk to you ^^
Yours not truly but kind of drunk: Lucien "on his back" Du Gard.
--LucienDuGard 01:53, October 16, 2009 (UTC)
Ps: Smell you later
And may I add: " Bender is great, oh Bender is great! Bender, Bender, Bender..."
Also a note from Napoleon to everyone else:
"A throne is only a bench covered with surround sound speakers and a cup-holder untill I make several assprints on it!"