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ALKMAAR


The city of ALKMAAR is a city in the weed smokink country called the netherlands or west-west germany. It has according to the newest guess of the governement 100.000 inhabitants.It is home to the football club az ALKMAAR where the best player in the world plays ADAM MAHER who is also the king of ALKMAAR


                        HISTORY.

ALKMAAR was founded in 32687689724890238628947890-23890 BC by weed smoking fish people bcuz then there was no land there slowly the fish evolved into human and made land. Then the first dutchfishmanking Kees the 1 of kist came to power. Under his rule ALKMAAR became a powerful city but was in 1981 defeated by the evil army of ipswich town. Then there came many people from amsterdam so ALKMAAR became filled with ajax jews. Then the rule of King stijn of schaars started but ALKMAAR was then defeated by evil lissabon in 2006 in the battle on the uefa cup field. then the rule of king Moussa Dembele 1 started together with his mighty general Mounir el hamdaoui. Now ALKMAAR is ruled by the almighty god king Adam Maher the 1stand the powerfull general Jozy Altidore.


Tourist atraction Cheese.......................................and yes that is all


Nigthclubs ....................................................none

Bad neighboorhoods According to the governement of amsterdamistan ALKMAAR is the most dangerous place on earth. 27652389 murders per citizen

Coffeshops. its in the netherlands so YES.

Is there anything else to do than cheese??? Yes you can visit the afas castle home of the almighty god king Adam Maher the 1st.

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