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8 June 2010
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania -- Paris Hilton was forced to play goal as Leighton had been eaten by a grue. Blah, blah, blah, blah!
- Associated Press "Philadelphia Flyers fall short after remarkable Stanley Cup playoff run". Toronto Star, June 10, 2010