User:Lordhed

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My first article: Schnallball

About me:

This user is currently: annoyed at the bloody Babel thing which refuses to line up properly at the right-hand side.

He is also insane.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

java-P This f****r speaks Java heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you.

ow-1 This user understands some of the quotes by Oscar Wilde.

ns-4 This user speaks Newspeak at a near-native level.

17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

[[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

enl-0 This user does not understand English, but Louder and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

de-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Deutsch.

elv-X This user only speaks Elvish enough to seduce native Elvish speakers.

il-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user is Unamerican ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)