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“"Mr. Speaker, American workers are sick and tired of fast track. Take today's fast track, for example, another fast track that will send more American factories, more American investment, and more American jobs overseas, this time to Central America. In return, America will get two used Ford pick-up trucks, another 50 tons of heroin and cocaine, and three baseball players, to be named later."”
~ Jim Traficant OHIO Senater on outsourcing

This user has fixed that damn leaky muffler on the Uncyclopedia Pinto, by doing more rewrites than any other user during Conservation Week 2010 A.

We don't have money, so we just gave them the Greasy Mechanic Award for their help. Get your own next time around and help fix up Uncyclopedia.

Noob of the Moment July 2010

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This user devours babies. Whole.

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Fucking Noob
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Background information
Also known as	That god damned fucking noob
Origin	Ohio, U.S.A.
Genre(s)	Ignorant raving bastards
Years active	1975-present
Label(s)	Wasted Time Records
Members
	Lord Arcadian; Some guy; Some other person; TBA; the naked tree trimmer; your mom

	Lordarcadian
	<img alt="Monkey Nerd with Glasses" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIABAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAEALAAAAAABAAEAQAICTAEAOw%3D%3D" width="220" height="204" data-image-name="Monkey Nerd with Glasses.jpg" data-image-key="Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg" data-src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100704214126/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f7/Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg/220px-Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg" class="lzy lzyPlcHld" onload="if(typeof ImgLzy=="object"){ImgLzy.load(this)}" /><noscript><img alt="Monkey Nerd with Glasses" src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100704214126/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/f7/Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg/220px-Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg" width="220" height="204" data-image-name="Monkey Nerd with Glasses.jpg" data-image-key="Monkey_Nerd_with_Glasses.jpg" />; Lord Arcadian, 2000
Date of birth:	December 26, 1975 (age 37)
Spouse:	Wishes to be anonymous

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1. sign posts with 4 tildes,like so: ~~~~

there's a handy button for that on the toolbar for editing

2. dont read HTBFANJS unless you really want to instead, go to User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy's userpage and read any of his articles or all of them http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:Hardwick_Fundlebuggy when you're done with that, go to User:So So and read all of his articles when you're done, you should know how to write
3. write a bunch of articles and get features then you've succeeded