User:Lord Gneo

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242 Day This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
“This kid be Bat Fuck Insane!!”
~ Random noob on Gaia Online on Lord_Gneo
“OMGZ YUR SO CUTE HAV MEH BABIES!!!111!11!1!!!1!11”
~ Random scary girl from Gaia Online on Gneo.
“Yeah he was almost my favorite, I like how he can just make up powers.”
~ God on Gneo's Powers
“Wussup, my main man?”
~ Jesus on Lord_Gneo
“This guy was brought here mainly for my own enjoyment.”
~ Satan on Lord_Gneo
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
sa-P This f****r speaks Sarcasm heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337.
rh-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Random Humour.
ko-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Korean.
ja-F This user got an F in Japanese and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.

edit What is Lord_Gneo, and how can he amuse you?

Lord_Gneo is a magical being from the planet Zuna sent here originally to give Martha Stewart tips on her stocks.

The result of completing his mission, however, sent her to jail where she is still confined, being molested by space monkeys, sent by the will of Satan, the prince of Darkness. (who does not really exhist)

edit I am a woman, can he still amuse me?

If you desire sexual pleasure, and you are a woman, Lord_Gneo read an article in a Penthouse forum magazine, and has been enlightened in the ways of giving oral pleasure to women. Unfourtunatly, women can be bitches and think he's some repulsive emo type person, just because he listens to bands like Slipknot and Korn, and has scars on his hands from accidents involving knifes.

edit I am a man, can he still amuse me?

You are a man?


Nobody cares.

edit Lord_Gneo and Gaia online

Lord_Gneo has been a member of Gaia Online since 02/04/2007. He has suffered from SEHS ever since, as the place known as the "Chatter box" makes his head asplode.

Roaming the Gaia Community Discussion, as well as Gaia towns, seeing all the cybering in Towns, and all the online begging for gold that has no worth in the real world has simpley made him loose all hope in humanity.

edit Pages you must view

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edit Images I have made

I don't care

People vandalize Wikipedia all the time, but nobody cares.

Cloud bathing

Cloud enjoying some good Buttsecks before saving Tifa.

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Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
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In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user walks down the
left hand path
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

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This user is reading your thoughts!

Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Usb! No, really!


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