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This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.
Lord_Gneo is a magical being from the planet Zuna sent here originally to give Martha Stewart tips on her stocks.
The result of completing his mission, however, sent her to jail where she is still confined, being molested by space monkeys, sent by the will of Satan, the prince of Darkness. (who does not really exhist)
If you desire sexual pleasure, and you are a woman, Lord_Gneo read an article in a Penthouse forum magazine, and has been enlightened in the ways of giving oral pleasure to women. Unfourtunatly, women can be bitches and think he's some repulsive emo type person, just because he listens to bands like Slipknot and Korn, and has scars on his hands from accidents involving knifes.
Roaming the Gaia Community Discussion, as well as Gaia towns, seeing all the cybering in Towns, and all the online begging for gold that has no worth in the real world has simpley made him loose all hope in humanity.
This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
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