User:Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens/UnBooks:HowTo:Discover a worldwide conspiracy
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Psst. Buddy. Yeah, you. C'mere.
Let's go further back in the alley, so we can't be overheard...
You're not being followed? No? Are you sure? Okay. I have to search you. *gives a quick pat-down*
