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A symbol of hope for all of human kind. And badgers.
|Born||I was born? I never knew...|
May 21, 1899
The Citadel, Gallifrey
|Died||I will never die. Hah!|
|Other names||Let me think... "THEKILLER7777", "The Professional", "The Meddler", "Lord Castabarus", "King of the Badgers"|
|Years active||My sex life is none of your business!|
|Known for||Practically everything.|
|Notable works||Too many. I've lost count.|
|Political party||UK Independence Party|
|Religion||None (Or for those who literally need a link for religion, click here)|
|Partner||Captain Hook...no, wait. Jaymee Hooke. She is basically my equal on this miserable planet.|
The Cypher, often abbreviated as Cypher, previously known as Lord Castabarus (but can't change his username) is a British citizen, geek, writer, computer genius, sci-fi nerd. He writes fan fictions usually about Doctor Who, the universe and his mates. The Cypher has a large sense of humour and gets the most out of his comedy by trolling. In the past, he has been an irritable old man, but as he has got older, he has matured and..well, become younger.
edit Early Life
The Cypher was born on Gallifrey, a yet-to-be-discovered island just off the coast of Scotland. His Mother was a heroin addict and his father died saving his right testicle from being eaten by the Loch Ness Monster. Early myths suggest he had a tanned penis.
edit The Return
In March 2015, The Cypher returned to Uncyclopedia. After 2 previous years of immaturity, he was finally ready to create banter..
edit Noob of the Moment
NOTE TO SELF: This is in need of a SERIOUS re-write.