User:LordKaT

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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

“LordKaT, you sexy transexual.”

~ Olipro on LordKaT

“What the hell, I'm leaking again?!”

~ LordKaT on seepage

This user is a New Yorker.
They know how to drive
and cross streets.
Don't fuck with 'em.

This user is LordKaT.
Try not to stare.

This user is an Internet Marketer and will lie, cheat, and steal in order to add you to his/her mailing list.

This user is an Internet Marketeer and will lie, cheat, and steal in order to add you to his/her mailing list.

There, are you happy, Mhaille?

This user posses powers like those of Magical Trevor.

Do not taunt the cows.

This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes he/she does.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

 C:\>_

 This user contributes using DOS.

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is too pirate for your internet.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

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This user likes to use userboxes.

BS	This userpage is bullshit.

This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!

♀	This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

♂	This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

♀♂	This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

This user is loved
by teh cobain angel!

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

This user wants LordKaT featured.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

Meow!

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Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user has eye beams.

This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.

This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.

This user fears the clowns.

This user is homeless.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.

This user is a geek.

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This user is elite.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

MEH

This user redefines lazy.

UBX

This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

This user should not be trusted.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user believes that admins are control freaks.

NO	This user doesn't care.

Durrr

This user is a fucking Moron.

This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Doctors wear gloves so they don't leave fingerprints! Help!

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

No user serviceable parts inside.

RENT

This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.

This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user has eye beams.

Guido Protection Fund Member
This user's membership in the Guido Protection Fund is
Paid In Full
They are not to be fucked with under penalty of broken kneecaps.

Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE.
Mainly because he gets them for free.

Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For giving me gifts all the time on IRC

LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.

LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.

	Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
	PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for D.

You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, those Russians...

Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

~ Premier Tom Mayfair

The UnIdiot wood like u 2 no thay reeding hells you improd u're readding nd wrting! Weeding is fund!

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	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

You are presented with one (1) keg of delicious ice-cold
Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when drinking
or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from
children under six.

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Things I Want To Do Before I Die

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