User:LordKaT

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Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


“LordKaT, you sexy transexual.”
~ Olipro on LordKaT
“What the hell, I'm leaking again?!”
~ LordKaT on seepage
NYC-TheBigAppleLogo This user is a New Yorker.
They know how to drive
and cross streets.
Don't fuck with 'em.

LordKaT This user is LordKaT.
Try not to stare.

InternetMarketer This user is an Internet Marketer and will lie, cheat, and steal in order to add you to his/her mailing list.

InternetMarketer This user is an Internet Marketeer and will lie, cheat, and steal in order to add you to his/her mailing list.

There, are you happy, Mhaille?

MagicalTrevor This user posses powers like those of Magical Trevor.

Do not taunt the cows.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
C:\>_ This user contributes using DOS.
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OperaLogo This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.


Tux-thinkpad This user spends more time with a penguin than with a window.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Skullnbones

This user is ARR-some!

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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BS This userpage is bullshit.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

Angel
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by teh cobain angel!

XrayLhand
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Anteater2

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Potatohead aqua This user wants LordKaT featured.


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Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.
Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
3dspork This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy.
Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Homeless2 This user is homeless.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


Geek This user is a geek.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


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n00b This user is a n00b.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
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No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
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NO This user doesn't care.
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Dexter
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CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

750px-High voltage warning.svg No user serviceable parts inside.


RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Essex girl in fashion This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.


Lordkat
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This user's membership in the Guido Protection Fund is
Paid In Full
They are not to be fucked with under penalty of broken kneecaps.
AtomicPrizeAvatar Atomic Disturbance has awarded this person a
RANDOM SUBATOMIC PARTICLE.
Mainly because he gets them for free.
Ice-Cream Braydie has awarded you some ice cream!
For giving me gifts all the time on IRC
Apple-pie
LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.
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LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.
CheeseChapel Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.
The Janitor
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying (most of) his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. It's a pity you had to follow the helpful instructions right there in the bookstore. What a mess you made for the janitor! You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, those Russians...
Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True
Comrade.

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Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.
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Canadian Beer in thanks for your vote for me for NoTM.
Extreme caution should be used when drinking
or operating machinery. And be sure to keep away from
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Things I Want To Do Before I Die

LordKaT's Words of Advice

edit Articles And Such

(For my own reference)

Cops: The Gameshow

Clap for Cancer

Fire (disambiguation)

Three Brown Trees

edit Your New God

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