User:Longrim

Ironically as that might be, I have NO idea of what to write in this stupid userpage. Anyway.

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lv-N This user is a native speaker of Latviešu.

elv-4 This user speaks Elvish at a near-native level.

sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level.

en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.

de-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Deutsch.

fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.

ru-0 This user does not understand Русский and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user has been eaten by a grue. Please come again.

This user's IQ is 139.

This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine. So hand it over. NOW. (List of users who NEED caffeine)

∞ This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

This user is bisexual and so gets more than their fair share.

MEH This user redefines lazy.

This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.

NO This user doesn't care.

V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.

This user is a vampire, and is best served chilled.

This user fears the clowns.