User:Lollipop/There is an elephant in the way
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There is an elephant in the way is a mathamatical term discovered by Proffeser D.P. Assassina in 2007. It is the proper answer to many algebra fomulas.
A boy was doing a test one day and he came upon the question of A 3kg object comes across on...ZZZZZZZ. Apparently it was really uninteresting. Then he discovered that if the elephant in the way,there would be no answer. Thus making his answer correct. However, his teacher, who was not at all popular, marked the answer wrong. Nobody really cared as much ecause it was not at all famous. YET.
edit Getting Famous
The boy's father, Prof. Dennis Patrick Assassina, was looking through his son's schoolbag. He discovered the test. Every answer was apparently right except for that one. He studied the answer for a while. And he discovered it was right. "This could change mathamatics. This can change everything. This is madness. THIS IS SPARTA!"