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Let the licking begin!

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edit Hello

A green and yellow shoe

Like this shoe, you don't fit.

Hey, Lollipop/Testpage. I hate to put it like many Uncyclopedians come and go, but you just don't fit here. Either you're a n00b, or you've been here while; but you might realize that Uncyclopedia isn't the place for you. It might be your sense of humour, your tendency to vandalize, or it could be me. You may of also not read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid and Vanity Policies It's just not working out. We thank you for all you've done here, but in my reccomendations, your Uncyclopedia career is possibly over. You could perhaps try Encyclopedia Dramatica or Illogicopedia. Sorry.

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Welcome to my talkpage. Please leave new messages at the bottom where everyone can see them, especially the Bunny Children. Click here to leave me a message.

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     Chompy domo-kun-small KUN Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon About ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Lolliflix

--Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting!

YarnBall I have a lot of friends here! Where we chill


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Some things that happened during this month.

  • Bob Newbie, a sockpuppet of Novel, comes briefly and then gets banned.
  • Lollipop creates a wiki called Smakapedia, which comes and goes.
  • Lollipop gets the Feather in the Hat award and becomes a KUN.
  • Lollipop and Another n00b work on 2012 II
  • Kevillips' bot Whyamidoingthis decides to bother Lollipop.
  • Lollipop takes a 3 day sabbatical.
  • Another n00b gets banned indefinitely for making vandal sockpuppets, the ban is later changed to one month.
  • Kevillips offers to help with UncyclopediaTV.
  • Magic man noms Lollipop on VFS, but nobody cares.
  • Trar returns to fix up Grueslayer, and Lollipop joins the working.
  • Magic man, Aleister and Jack attempt to stop another archive, but all fails.

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