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“Ethan Lo is a baller, an yet he is a dickhead too”
“I like him”
“22.214.171.124 does not like him”
Ethan Lo is some unknown kid that 126.96.36.199 does not like. It is unknown why Ethan Lo is unliked, probably Ethan does not like 188.8.131.52.
Early Life and Death
Ethan Lo was born in a hut somewhere in Hong Kong. His parents didn't like him so they sent him to a foster home. The foster home didn't like him either so they told him to go away. Then, Ethan Lo felt depressed so he just died.
Ethan Lo then rose from the dead, and as nobody cared, he went to the school of 184.108.40.206. 220.127.116.11 did not like Ethan Lo and his friends because nobody liked them. So 18.104.22.168 made articles about Ethan Lo and his friends.
Roman Dog Bird, however, did like Ethan Lo. He banned 22.214.171.124 for life and sentenced him to lifetime of listening to Carmelldansen on a tape loop.
Roman Dog Bird confirmed that he actually didn't like Ethan Lo either and that he actually didn't give a fuck about him, but that he didn't like Ethan Lo, so Ethan never got an article.