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edit YAY, I HAVE A PAGE!
I have a page... And if you violate, disrupt, vandalise, or persist to be just plain mean, I will cry.
I will share a miniscule amount of my disgustingly un-funny ideas in this section. please note that I fail alot, only when mocked or copied from :)
edit Dust bunnies
This is my own page, MY idea. Not yours.
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edit The following is MY article on dust bunnies
Small, fluffy, distracting and malicious - Unmistakably one of the most dangerously fluffy things you will ever come across. Often found hiding under beds, or on top of ceiling fans. If found on top of ceiling fans be very catious, because they will jump. They will eat. You will die. Then you will be pooped out and turned into a Grue. Most people confuse fluffy for furry. There is a very subtle difference between the two:
- Fluffy can be dangerous. Furry cannot
- Furry can be cute. Fluffy cannot
There are some cases where the two can co-exists. Kittens, for example, can be both cute and dangerous. Therefore creating a completely flawless killing machine.
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There are many ways to put an end to the fluffiness epidemic:
- Get off your
arsebut and clean every once an a while
- Don't pay any attention to the above point, it lies
- Buy a vacuum, and fit it with lasers
- learn how to play soccer and bend the bunny, into another dimension, like beckam
edit The end of my first article
- Not funny
MOVE AWAY FROM HARMFUL OBJECTS BEFORE VEIWING
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