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Memo to my fans
“Jesus is a little busy, he's obviously hung up on that crucifixion you guys did to him approx 2000 years ago. My name is Loki how may I help you? I'm the temp from Rent-A-Deity filling in for your God and now answering your prayers via God's help desk.”
Pleased to meet you, I hope you guessed my name.
Who am I?
Not the real Loke, just the User Loke. I am a business consultant who deals with Change Management. No relation to the article on Loke, or Loki, or even Uber-Loki, I am just plain Loke which rhymes with Coke, Joke, Smoke, and Broke.