User:Lmarine0510

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Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
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“this guy freaks me out”
“this is the wiseguy that whacked paulie, vinny, other vinny, mort, and salvadore, don't you fugeddaboudit”
“this is the jackass who stuck his foot up my ass”
“did you want an apocalypse to happen?”
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this user was born to god and an unknown hooker in 666 B.C. at the age of 5, he convinced an unknown girl to have sex with him, and have his baby. they named him chuck norris. at the age of 7 he joined the elite members of the people's communist party of mother russia. at the age of 10 he singlehandedly killed king hitler III of the grand fascist land of german dickheads, that action ended World war 5. at the age of 11, he discovered that he could kill somebody if he gave them a death stare for more than 5 seconds, this power came in handy when he was a soldier in world war 27.when he was 13, he learned that he could talk to satan without using a cell phone.

edit communist beliefs

this user is a communist, a believer of the almighty system of supreme and ultimate government. he eats commie-o's for breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and dessert. you suck compared to lmarine0510 because you are an inferior capitalist piece of shit. kids, remember that 9 out of 10 stalins agree that lmarine0510 is the bestest communist in the universe, the infinite multiverses, and all dimensions.

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yeah... somewhere in that direction that is pointed by that arrow / go ahead... click it. nobody would blame you... ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... alright. we have the capitalist scum out of the way. ok.... i have nothing to say now.........................shoo. go away. GO THE FUCK AWAY FROM THIS GODDAMN PAGE BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR MOTHAFUCKIN' ASS!!!!!

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