User:Llwy-ar-lawr

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Llwy ar lawr (English: spoon on [a] floor) is a leek wearer sheep fierce defender of all things Celtic, especially those relating to Wales, except when s/he is busy. She is also a spoon and a flying cat. She has a tendency to add excessive quantities of leeks, sheep, cats and Russian reversals to articles. Feel free to take them out again. However, if you try to thwart her removals of extra reproductive organs, racism and toilet humour, she will probably revert you.

She can sometimes be found on Wikipedia under the name Cathfolant, where she writes unfunny stuff and demands citations for everything, even stupid things.[1] Even more rarely, she can be found on Illogicopedia.

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Llwy, like other kittens, was once innocent and ignorant.[2] This, of course, could not last forever; by means of the internet and other such sources, she came to know of many things she found interesting, but also many things she wished she had never known. Her knowledge of the latter set of things has convinced her that all possible efforts should be undertaken to prevent the occurrence of other such unpleasant and unnecessary wrongs. Because she is lazy, she prefers to take the easy way out and fight against offensive material on Uncyclopedia rather than actually helping out in the Real World.

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edit Hen Wici Fy Nhadau

Based on the Welsh national anthem (Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau). It is intended to reflect the apparent attitude of some users towards a certain rather delicate subject.

Mae hen wici fy nhadau yn annwyl i mi
Wici beirdd a chantorion, enwogion o fri
Ei gwrol ddefnyddwyr, wicicarwyr tra mad
Tros ryddid collasant eu gwaed.
Wici! Wici! Pleidiol wyf i'm wici.
Tra fforc yn fur i'r bur hoff wici,
O bydded i'r hen hiwmor barhau![3]

edit Notes

  1. Everything does need to be cited, you know.
  2. Bruce Springsteen -- 'Born in the U.S.A.'. About where I stand on 'my' country, but less apathetic.
  3. I suspect strongly that it doesn't scan correctly to the music. Not sure why anyone would sing it anyway.
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