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Uncyclopedia is a great place and I've had a good time here. Unfortunately, I was never suited to it. I no longer have the energy for this type of writing, and I'm not much good at it either, possibly because I'm more suited to serious writing. Therefore, since I have no articles to contribute, I should not be here. If I do find something to write about, though, I'll definitely be back.