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fr-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français.
cy-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Welsh.
MS-4 This user has learned to speak his mind all the time. Stop the war!
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I am the reason your hair is standing on end. I am the bad smell in the cupboard. I am the wad of gum that sticks in your hair. I am the furry food in the fridge; I am the very fur that inhabits your tormented food. I am the cat hair in your coffee. I am the blue mushroom in the rear view mirror. I am the reason you can never find your car keys. I am the cellphone that turns on and off at the drop of a hat... your hat.

I am Llwy-ar-lawr. You will learn to fear my wrath... er, my breath, for it smells like old socks. Really, really old socks. However, if you don't, nobody will care.

My accomplishments, or lack thereof, may be viewed below. My lack of existence may cause lots of stuff to explode, which may pose a danger to your lack of failure to lack nonexistence. You have been warned.



BF (Before the Fork, or rather, before I stumbled on it)
Cornish Kitty Store

YF (Years of the Fork)
UnScripts:Interview with a Wikipedia administrator Please unblock me English language (rewrite; has received further attention in modern times) UnBooks:My school day Food Rollback Eleventeen Faggotry UnBooks:Why won't the taco go away? (sans meta-humour) Potatoe Why?:Spay and neuter Welsh Not (sporked from Wikipedia) Typography refresh

AF (After the Fork)
Why?:Blocking users is fun Crystal healing Thanksgiving (Nicole Westbrook song) (VFD save) War of the Lava Lamps (PLS entry) Laptop (with some help from Spike)

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