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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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user@uncyclo-laptop~$cat linuxgeek.txt Haven't made many edits so far, hope they aren't too lame. user@uncyclo-laptop~$./usr/share/bin/nooblet liek omg wut? user@uncyclo-laptop~$shutdown 1

System going down in 1...

Will now halt.

Phoenix Thingy BIOS Thing Memory: 6666666MB OK

Primary Hard Disk: UltraThingySeagate160G Secondary Hard Disk: Primary CD-ROM Disk: BATFSCKINSANE!!!!!!!

Loading GRUB stage 1.5... ERRORerrorERRORerrERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSPAMZ!!!SMAMSMAM,WMKDNKNFKNG¬¬!¬!¬!?¬!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Booting Uncyclux...

user@uncyclo-laptop~$ lynx


Your home page is:

Subdirectories: /Tests/ /advertpg /qual /Tests/Logonuncyclo

Redirected to ""

Uncyclopedia: Main_Page

Featured Page: AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA A AAA A A A A A AAAAAAAAA A A AA A A A A A A A A A AAAAAAAAAA AAA A AA A A AA A AA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAA A A A A A A AA A AA (read more...) Recently featured: Adobe Potatochop Why?:Pour boiling hot water down your pants (more...) Page 1 of 5. Next Page... Lynx has quit.

user@uncyclo-laptop$ lynx "/home/user/uncyc/listart.htm"

KERNEL PANIC. Rebooting...

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