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edit Full Scientific Name
Animalia Chordata Mammalia Primates Hominidae Homininae Hominini Homo Homo Sapiens Paraxenos
edit Political Sides
It is known that in the war of Pirates Vs. Ninjas, lil Joshu sides with Ninjas. He is cited as saying the reasoning for this is, "Be on a ship with a couple dozen other guys who haven't bathed for weeks on end, or be with a group of people that go out of their way to train their women to be Kunoichi, who are experts in the seductive arts? I mean seriously. Any group that goes out of its way to teach the girls to be as hot as possible and to hit on you, automatically wins."
In the eternal war of Vampires and Werewolves, lil Joshu sides with the werewolves. He may have said, "Hey, I've dated both... but for some reason, the vampire girls always slapped me I asked if they wanted to go watch the sunset with me. Werewolf girls, on the other hand, have prehensile tongues, and their 'time of the month' is easily abated with milkbones instead of much more expensive bouquets of flowers."
edit Life Goals of lil Joshu
It is a little known fact that one of the major goals of lil Joshu's life is that he is a time traveler come to save <insert name here>'s life, as well as the lives of a few other key people in history. However, due to not having all the hardware needed (budget cuts), finding this person has proved rather troublesome