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{{Q|Nice to put a name to a face. But that's not my name. And this is not my face.|Me|Leverage and [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Blofeld Henry Blofeld] (left).}}
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[http://en.uncyclopedia.co/w/index.php?title=User:Leverage From now on I will mostly be writing on the other page] in order to keep their UnNews end up, but I still come back here looking for funny things to read and vote on.
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==Stuff what I done==
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* [[Bidet]] - literally toilet humour.
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* [[BladeRunnerway Bride]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]] - the Harrison Ford-Julia Roberts dystopian chick-flick.
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* [[George H. W. Bush]] - Daddy did not have his own page.
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* [[Herbert Hoover]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]]- profile on the suckiest president.
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* [[John Travolta]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]]- a requested article on the heterosexual star.
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* [[Jonathan Ross]] - some r's have been left in on purpose, some haven't.
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* [[Nelson Mandela]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]] - a Jerry Sadowitz inspired tribute.
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* [[Pope Francis]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]] - profile of the Argentinian midfielder and pontiff.
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* [[HowTo:Be an American in Europe]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]]
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* [[UnScripts:Tony Hancock: The Sperm Donor]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]]- a silly pun which kept giving.
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* [[This Week's Horoscopes|Horoscopes 19th November - 27th January]]
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! Name of article
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! data-sort-type="date" | Date
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| [[UnNews:British class survey 'a bit shit']]
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| 4 April 2013
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|-
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| [[UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final]]
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| 7 October 2012
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| Yes
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|-
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| [[UnNews:A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story]]
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| 23 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn]]
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| 15 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Catholic Church set to remove Jimmy Savile's papal knighthood]]
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| 27 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy]]
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| 5 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife]]
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| 19 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms]]
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| 5 January 2013
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|-
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| [[UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters]]
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| 29 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Baumgartner skydive 'was bachelor party prank']]
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| 15 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:An American's guide to Scottish Independence]]
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| 16 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation]]
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| 25 September 2012
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| Yes
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|-
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| [[UnNews:An American's guide to Jimmy Savile]]
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| 2 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target]]
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| 30 September 2012
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| Yes
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Concern as entire Chinese race disappears for a minute]]
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| 3 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate]]
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| 4 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Clark Kent finds sustainable online journalism business model]]
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| 26 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment]]
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| 8 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds]]
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| 26 September 2012
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| Yes
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death']]
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| 26 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Adverts to help Pakistanis distinguish 'several Americans' and 'America']]
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| 21 September 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Hunter Moore struggling to find something worse than revenge porn]]
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| 4 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas']]
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| 20 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party]]
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| 25 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site]]
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| 1 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Ferdinand hurts own face with shirt]]
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| 9 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls]]
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| 9 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue']]
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| 20 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Number of gay TV characters "still far behind number of gay actors and producers"]]
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| 8 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:New Year Honours List 2013]]
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| 2 January 2013
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder]]
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| 14 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Man realises he holds penis with left hand]]
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| 21 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off]]
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| 11 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Mancini-Balotelli bust up featured 'incomprehensible gestures']]
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| 3 January 2013
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame]]
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| 11 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Kate vows to sit on arse for entire pregnancy]]
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| 4 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Jeremy Forrest's colleagues make first uneasy jokes]]
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| 1 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:TaTu to reunite after Pussy Riot prison camp decision]]
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| 22 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide]]
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| 8 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:'Physical Cliff': the name that's sweeping the stripper industry|UnNews:Physical Cliff: the name that's sweeping the stripper industry]]
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| 3 January 2013
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Remembrance day remembered]]
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| 12 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Pete Best gets hammered as Love Me Do turns 50]]
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| 5 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap]]
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| 17 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks?]]
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| 5 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:US to consider Coptic Pope method for 2016 election]]
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| 4 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:UN establishes worldwide ban on anal sex]]
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| 2 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict]]
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| 22 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer]]
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| 27 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings']]
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| 3 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button]]
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| 3 October 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:The day the whole world came]]
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| 11 November 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election?]]
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| 24 December 2012
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|-
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| [[UnNews:Sandy Hook school choir accused of miming]]
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| 4 February 2013
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==Stuff what I tinkered with==
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* [[Catalonia]]
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* [[HowTo:Become an Assassin]] [[File:Ninjastar.png|20px]]
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* [[London]]
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* [[UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother]]
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* [[UnNews:J.K. Rowling receives first payment of royalties for her new novel; does not notice]]
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* [[UnNews:Salmond announces an independent Scotland would have its own flag]]
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* [[Woody Allen]]

Latest revision as of 19:07, October 25, 2013

Blowers
“Nice to put a name to a face. But that's not my name. And this is not my face.”
~ Me on Leverage and Henry Blofeld (left).


From now on I will mostly be writing on the other page in order to keep their UnNews end up, but I still come back here looking for funny things to read and vote on.

edit Stuff what I done



Name of article Date Featured
UnNews:British class survey 'a bit shit' 4 April 2013
UnNews:100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final 7 October 2012 Yes
UnNews:A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story 23 November 2012
UnNews:Adults quietly vote to keep internet porn 15 December 2012
UnNews:Catholic Church set to remove Jimmy Savile's papal knighthood 27 October 2012
UnNews:California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy 5 October 2012
UnNews:Brooks begs Cameron to leave wife 19 December 2012
UnNews:British porn industry booms due to lax attitude on condoms 5 January 2013
UnNews:BBC DJ's warned over possible Savile Pranksters 29 October 2012
UnNews:Baumgartner skydive 'was bachelor party prank' 15 October 2012
UnNews:An American's guide to Scottish Independence 16 October 2012
UnNews:Abu Hamza 'devastated' over Queen revelation 25 September 2012 Yes
UnNews:An American's guide to Jimmy Savile 2 October 2012
UnNews:Afghanistan death toll closing in on 9/11 target 30 September 2012 Yes
UnNews:Concern as entire Chinese race disappears for a minute 3 December 2012
UnNews:Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate 4 October 2012
UnNews:Clark Kent finds sustainable online journalism business model 26 October 2012
UnNews:Chavez plays down "crush you all" comment 8 October 2012
UnNews:Ignorance not bliss, new study finds 26 September 2012 Yes
UnNews:Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death' 26 November 2012
UnNews:Adverts to help Pakistanis distinguish 'several Americans' and 'America' 21 September 2012
UnNews:Hunter Moore struggling to find something worse than revenge porn 4 December 2012
UnNews:Homosexual comic characters 'giving geeks ideas' 20 October 2012
UnNews:Heavily bearded relative feels snubbed at party 25 December 2012
UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site 1 December 2012
UnNews:Ferdinand hurts own face with shirt 9 December 2012
UnNews:FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls 9 October 2012
UnNews:Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue' 20 November 2012
UnNews:Number of gay TV characters "still far behind number of gay actors and producers" 8 October 2012
UnNews:New Year Honours List 2013 2 January 2013
UnNews:Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder 14 December 2012
UnNews:Man realises he holds penis with left hand 21 December 2012
UnNews:Man's nipples fall right off 11 December 2012
UnNews:Mancini-Balotelli bust up featured 'incomprehensible gestures' 3 January 2013
UnNews:Lance Armstrong: My Moped Shame 11 October 2012
UnNews:Kate vows to sit on arse for entire pregnancy 4 December 2012
UnNews:Jeremy Forrest's colleagues make first uneasy jokes 1 October 2012
UnNews:TaTu to reunite after Pussy Riot prison camp decision 22 October 2012
UnNews:Shock as Kate hoax DJ's commit suicide 8 December 2012
UnNews:Physical Cliff: the name that's sweeping the stripper industry 3 January 2013
UnNews:Remembrance day remembered 12 November 2012
UnNews:Pete Best gets hammered as Love Me Do turns 50 5 October 2012
UnNews:Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap 17 October 2012
UnNews:What happened to Italian cocks? 5 December 2012
UnNews:US to consider Coptic Pope method for 2016 election 4 November 2012
UnNews:UN establishes worldwide ban on anal sex 2 October 2012
UnNews:UK and Argentina hopeful over new pointless conflict 22 December 2012
UnNews:Two and a Half Men also shit - Cryer 27 November 2012
UnNews:Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings' 3 October 2012
UnNews:The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button 3 October 2012
UnNews:The day the whole world came 11 November 2012
UnNews:Thatcher's second heart to lead her to re-election? 24 December 2012
UnNews:Sandy Hook school choir accused of miming 4 February 2013

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