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Helscome my userpage
It's not done yet.
If you don't bring me some motherfucking cognac, I kill you.
edit Stuff I done wrote
- Joy Division (rewrite, with help from others) (Featured)
- Uncyclopedia:The MMORPG
- George Washington (part 1 of an upcoming series on the founding fathers) (Featured, top 3 of Nov '11)
- The Closet
- UnTunes:Won't Get Banned Again (with vocals by TheLedBalloon)
- Competitive eating
edit Stories I done reported on
Most recent first:
- UnNews:Tim Tebow reveals that he is Jesus Christ during postgame press conference
- UnNews:Lebron James quits the NBA, founds new Lebron-centric league
- UnNews:Area stoner had the 'dankest' Thanksgiving, dude
- UnNews:Wisconsin resident becomes last man in nation to approve of Congress (Featured)
- UnNews:Al Davis returns from the dead for the third time
- UnNews:Release of new Elder Scrolls game results in mass existential crisis (Featured)
- UnNews:New NFL trend 'Vicking' draws criticism from PETA
- UnNews:Bashing your head against a brick wall discovered to have hallucinogenic effects (Featured)
- UnNews:Louisiana jails overflow after town bans saggy pants
- UnNews:Amy Winehouse sentenced to a month in rehab; she says, "No no no!"
edit Stuff I done wrote but haven't finished yet
- User:Leoispotter/UnScripts:Under 21: A Booze Odyssey
- User:Leoispotter/Pitchfork Media
- User:Leoispotter/The Red Album
- Theodore Roosevelt
edit Old stuff I done wrote, but I hates 'em
- Horny Awards
- An Undisclosed Location
- UnNews:Global warming hoax revealed
- UnNews:U.S. soldiers give AIDS infected harlots to Iraqi insurgents as a false peace offering